We had always known the Patterson’s. Their father was the bank manager of Barclays for British East Africa and before the war they lived in the big Bank house- an impressively large double-storied house with a huge garden situated appropriately near Government House.
Our families had always been friendly and Ann, the eldest of the two daughters, was my age while Margaret was a year younger. I remember going to Margaret’s third birthday party and admiring the magnificent splendour of the house compared to the creeping tide of chaos that our sprawling house always seemed to be battling.
Margaret’s father was much older than her mother, she having been his secretary at one time. Marjorie had lost a previous fiancee in a motorbike accident in England just before the first world war. She had spent the war nursing wounded soldiers but suddenly found her skills unwanted when peacetime arrived. She moved to Kenya out of sheer boredom.
Margaret’s father on the other hand had been a staunchly Protestant local squire in Northern Ireland and had had ample time and money to pursue his passions of hunting and other various horse sports. Being the youngest and only son he ended up inheriting the squiredom at a young age but his five elder and unmarried sisters soon drove him to distraction and after a few years he ran away to sea to join the Merchant Navy. He was in South Africa when he decided he’d had enough of the sea and so he joined the bank there and had been steadily rising up the ranks ever since.
He had been given to expect that the next and almost imminent step for him, was a directorship of Barclays Bank in England. In preparation for this event the girls were packed off to school in England.
The war broke out soon after. Travel between Africa and England was forbidden for all except army business. The girls found themselves stranded at boarding school in Devon and their parents unable to visit them during the entire six years of the war.
We had very different wars, Margaret and I. Mine I remember almost with fondness but Margaret’s was a war filled with the ever-present fear of bombing, coldness, rations and drunk American servicemen.
After the war both girls sat exams to attend exclusive private schools in England as their parents made preparations to move back to the home country.
But just this moment one of the Barclay sisters married. The directorship was given to her new husband instead. After six months in England Alexander Patterson, bitterly disappointed and sour at the turn of events, returned to Kenya with his family, now to live in a rented house on the Ngong Road, just across from where we lived. Although he returned to his old job he knew there was little chance of further promotion and he began to drink heavily as he dwelt on the blow fate had dealt him.
Our parents had been friendly before the war and following their return the friendship was maintained and even increased between our mothers, now they lived so much closer.
Meanwhile, Ann and Margaret’s return was a matter of some interest to I and my mates. My friend Doug Carney in particular was very taken with Ann who was an intriguing mix of sharp tongue and flirtatious giggle. Margaret was more awkward and shy- I suspect the result of a bossy sister and a father who wished (and often told her so) that she had been a boy.
Both girls were mad keen on horses. So we would watch for when they would take the horses out exercising and suddenly “appear” on our bicycles.
As an obvious sign of our interest and affection we would try and make them fall off their horses if we could.
Always more hot-headed than her sister, Margaret once tried to run me down on her horse in retaliation for one of these pranks. I admit to a moment of frozen concern as the beast hurtled towards me but thankfully the horse turned at the last minute much to Margaret’s obvious frustration.
Another sign of affection were our names for them- “Fifi” and “Dodo”. I’m not quite sure why now. I think Ann was “Fifi” because she had fluffy, yellow hair.
With such signs of affection how could they resist? It wasn’t long until we all formed a little group that would meet up and go for walks together.
After school would often find us at the girls’ house to do homework as they were the only ones who had a little attic room to themselves- a luxury the rest of us could not dream of. I’m not convinced all that much school work actually got done as I remember us spending most afternoons playing records.
Margaret’s father- now constantly irritable and crusty- didn’t like us very much and nor did his dog. The dog was an English bull terrier- a nasty looking thing with small slanted eyes and a long, bone-headed snout. He took its role as protector of the women in the house very seriously and seemed to view me as a particular threat. He would quite often lay in wait in small dark crevices on the stairs or landings and leap out at me, barking at full throttle. A few sharp kicks would often make him think twice about continuing its pursuit, but he never really gave up and a few times, when I lost my wary watchfulness, I would often find him attached to my shorts with a gnarling, snarling tenacity.
But our enmity was really solidified one day when I was mucking around with the girls, holding something of theirs up high so they could not reach it. I was teasing, they were laughingly annoyed. So carried away was I that I didn’t hear the dog’s familiar scrabbling sprint up the stairs. It burst into the attic room at full throttle, heading directly towards my nether regions with an accuracy that caused my dreams of manhood to flash before my eyes. I can still feel its hot horrible breath and sharp teeth grazing against the groin region. I evaded emasculation by dint of a turn of speed I had not thought I possessed. I swiftly removed myself to the top of a desk with my hands protectively arrayed against further threat. The girls showed a distinct lack of sympathy but eventually they grabbed the bloody thing by the collar and ushered it back outside.
It took me a long time before I came down off that table. I still have nightmares about it.